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2025 is already serving cinematic chaos, bold headlines, and enough drama to keep us scrolling. From Olivia Colman making us cry on-screen to lawmakers fumbling HRT access and Caleb Williams breaking masculinity norms with painted nails - this week’s roundup is packed. Chloë Grace Moretz is engaged, Kameron Michaels is launching spicy content, and Michelle Buteau is dragging Dave Chappelle with comedic precision. Whether it’s Wicked box office wins or TikTok clapbacks at Candace Owens, we’re here for it all. Buckle up, babes—it’s going to be a ride!

• 2025 is giving cinematic chaos in the best way possible! Olivia Colman is back to make us cry, Josh O’Connor and Paul Mescal are bringing tender romance, and Uma Thurman is serving gothic sapphic vibes. Add a queer zombie horror flick and a ballroom dance epic, and honestly, we’re clearing our calendars. From indie heartbreakers to zombie thrills, next year’s film lineup is about to deliver. Grab your popcorn, babes—it’s going to be a very gay year at the movie theater.

• Pornhub getting blocked in 17 states feels like a subplot from Black Mirror. Lawmakers said, ‘Think of the children!’ while everyone else said, ‘Okay, but who’s thinking of me at 3 a.m.? Congrats to those 17 states for solving absolutely zero real problems with this ban. Infrastructure? Healthcare? Nah, let’s tackle… streaming adult content. Priorities are in shambles, but at least we (don’t) have porn.

• First queer-friendly women’s sports bar? Iconic. Closing after just a season? Heartbreaking. Sydney, y’all better rally and start crowdfunding because this space deserved a long-term contract.

• Wicked surpassing Mamma Mia! at the global box office is unsurprising, yet entirely satisfying. Somewhere, Meryl Streep’s Donna and Elphaba are sharing a triumphant cackle over cocktails while eyeing some gorgeous Greek men. Fiyero could never.

• J.K. Rowling really woke up and chose misinformation… again. At this point, she’s writing fanfiction about trans kids not existing, and no one’s buying the plot. Rowling’s latest Twitter meltdown drags out the same dusty talking points about TikTok and trans healthcare, completely bypassing science, real experiences, and, y’know, basic human decency. At this point, it’s less “concerned debate” and more “main character of her own villain origin story.” Meanwhile, trans youth are just out here trying to live safely and happily. Can we please just let people live? Someone change her Twitter password—stat.

• An ex-NFL player coming for Caleb Williams’ painted nails screams, “I’ve never been confident enough in my heterosexuality to pull off glitter.” Meanwhile, Caleb’s out here throwing touchdowns and shade—all while serving a fresh mani.  Honestly, if your masculinity crumbles at the sight of nail art, it was never that sturdy to begin with.

• Squid Game Season 2 said, “Representation matters!” but then cast a cis male actor as a trans character. Like… bestie, you were so close. Hyun-Ji’s storyline might hit hard, but this casting choice feels like playing tug-of-war with progress. Trans roles deserve trans actors—it’s not that complicated. Representation isn’t just ticking a box; it’s about authenticity. Netflix, let’s not fumble the bag next time, okay?

• An NHS GP practice deciding to stop prescribing HRT for trans patients while continuing to offer it to cis women is peak discriminatory nonsense. Imagine gatekeeping healthcare like it’s a VIP club. Trans folks deserve equitable, accessible care—not being forced into risky alternatives online. HRT isn’t a luxury; it’s essential, life-saving care. NHS, do better—we’re in 2025, not the Dark Ages.

• Michelle Buteau came for Dave Chappelle in her latest comedy special, calling out his obsession with anti-trans jokes and how they cross the line from “edgy” to harmful. With her signature wit, she delivered a masterclass on how comedy can punch up instead of down. The line “He’s the GOAT if that means ‘Going Off About Trans’ people” is already iconic. Honestly, if comedy’s about timing, Chappelle should take notes because Buteau just nailed it.

• Kameron Michaels, the RuPaul’s Drag Race alum and self-proclaimed Lip Sync Assassin, has officially joined OnlyFans, teasing full-frontal content dropping on Valentine’s Day 2025. Alongside this spicy announcement, Kameron revealed plans to launch a fitness brand, Kameron Michaels Fitness, reflecting a longtime passion for health and wellness. Fans can subscribe now for early access pricing, while Kameron promises exclusive, explicit content unavailable on other platforms. It’s clear Kameron is securing multiple bags in 2025, and honestly? Respect.

• Chloë Grace Moretz and Kate Harrison are officially putting a ring on it! The longtime couple just announced their engagement, and the internet is collectively screaming “LOVE WINS!” From low-key vibes to this major milestone, they’ve been serving soft sapphic excellence since day one. Here’s to wedding fits, chaotic bachelorette energy, and an iconic first dance song. Congrats to the happy couple!

• A gay TikToker casually called out Candace Owens in the most effortlessly chill way possible, and honestly, we’re obsessed. With humor, charm, and a perfectly delivered clapback, he dismantled her usual rhetoric without breaking a sweat. The internet, naturally, is eating it up, and we’re ready to stan. Who knew shutting down bad takes could look this good?

• CLOTHING PICK: Naadam’s original cashmere sweater is only $98. The colors, the feel, the fit - everything about it is perfect. Just remember to not throw it in the dryer and shrink it like I did 💕

• SKINCARE PICK: Peter Thomas Roth’s Instant Face Peel is like a skin reset. Your skin will be immediately smoother & softer, I promise.

• HOME PICK: This lazy susan from Etsy for your cologne collection, skincare, or anything else you keep in rotation.

• FOOD/DRINK PICK: If you’re not doing Dry January, then you absolutely need to try Z Biotic before you start drinking. It is the magic pre-hangover cure, it’s insane.

• TECH PICK: It’s 2025, so start your health & fitness journey off right by tracking everything through your Oura ring.

• BOOK PICK: All the Colors of the Dark by Chris Whitaker is the perfect intersection of mystery, romance and you screaming “HOLY SHIT!”

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