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From The Sex Lives of College Girls getting the chop (tragic) to Pedro Pascal voguing for Apple (everything), we’re here to break down the biggest headlines with the energy of a Fire Island Sunday Funday. Elsewhere, Josh Cavallo is still battling toxic masculinity in sports, Kanye West continues to be a menace, and Minnesota Republicans are proving (once again) that hypocrisy is their favorite hobby. In brighter news, Bad Bunny is in his underwear (again), boygenius just got a little gayer, and Vacation™ has blessed us with a jug of sunscreen big enough to last through at least one circuit party weekend. Oh, and let’s not forget: someone just got dumped before the date even started because of an outfit check.

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• In a move that’s left us clutching our pearls, Max has pulled the plug on The Sex Lives of College Girls after just three seasons. This comedy-drama, brainchild of Mindy Kaling, had us all hooked with its candid portrayal of college life, especially with queer icon Leighton Murray, played by Renée Rapp. Rapp’s early exit in season three to chase her music dreams was a blow, but we were still here for Bela’s bi awakening and all the messy, glorious drama. Now, with the show axed, fans are in uproar, especially since Warner Bros. is reportedly eyeing Netflix as a potential new home for the series

• Hold onto your AirPods! Pedro Pascal just dropped a commercial that’s breaking the internet. Directed by Spike Jonze, this ad features Pascal strutting and voguing through city streets, serving looks and moves that have us all swooning. Fans are dubbing it an “instant masterpiece,” and honestly, we can’t get enough of this display of queer culture flair.

• Kanye West, now legally known as Ye, has once again taken to social media to spew harmful rhetoric. In his latest tirade, he hurled a homophobic slur at Drake and made ableist comments about Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s children. This pattern of behavior is deeply troubling and highlights the urgent need for accountability, especially when public figures perpetuate such harmful language.

• In a jaw-dropping twist of hypocrisy, Minnesota state Senator Justin Eichorn, known for his anti-trans legislation under the guise of “protecting” girls, has been arrested for allegedly soliciting a 17-year-old for prostitution. Eichorn’s actions not only expose his own moral failings but also underscore the dangers of politicians who weaponize “protection” narratives to marginalize vulnerable communities.

• Corporate sponsors are dropping San Francisco Pride like it’s a messy ex, leaving a $300,000 hole in the budget. Why? Because DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) is now apparently too “woke” for companies that used to throw rainbow logos on everything come June. Guess we’re back to funding Pride the old-school way: crowdfunding, rich gays, and selling overpriced vodka sodas.

• A Trump supporter got kicked out of an LGBTQ+ bar in Indianapolis and is now crying about discrimination. Sis, what did you think was gonna happen? You rolled up to a queer safe space wearing a hat that basically screams, “I don’t believe in your rights.“ Maybe next time try, I don’t know, not harassing the staff?

• Josh Cavallo, the first openly gay professional footballer, says he’s still getting daily death threats, proving that sports bros remain undefeated in being fragile. Like, imagine being that pressed over a man existing while also being good at kicking a ball? Cavallo, however, is serving main character energy, refusing to back down. Let’s just say, if the football world had a Grindr bio, it would definitely say, “Masc 4 Masc Only.”

• The African Human Rights Coalition is calling for a boycott of WorldPride 2025 in D.C., citing America’s rapid descent into anti-LGBTQ+ chaos. Can you blame them? With Trump back in office, the U.S. feels more Handmaid’s Tale and less Pose. Maybe WorldPride should consider moving to literally anywhere less hostile—like, I don’t know, an actual pride-friendly country?

• In a landmark move, U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes has put the brakes on President Trump’s executive order banning transgender individuals from military service. Reyes, the first out LGBTQ+ person to serve as a district court judge in Washington D.C., ruled that the ban likely violates constitutional rights. This decision temporarily halts the implementation of the ban, offering relief to thousands of transgender service members who can continue to serve without fear of discharge—for now.

• The White Lotus just served up a piping hot cup of “WTF” with Sam Rockwell’s surprise cameo in Season 3, Episode 5. Rockwell delivers a jaw-dropping monologue involving ladyboys, gender identity, queer sex, and a wild journey of self-discovery that has the internet buzzing. Fans are equal parts shook and obsessed, flooding social media with memes and reactions to this unexpected plot twist.

• The indie music scene just got a lot gayer and we are living for it. Lucy Dacus has officially confirmed her relationship with fellow boygenius member Julien Baker. Their upcoming album, “Forever Is a Feeling,” is basically the queer love anthem we’ve all been waiting for. Fans have been shipping them for ages, and now that it’s official, the Jucy Hive is rising up!

• Netflix’s “Adolescence” is serving psychological thriller realness, and Erin Doherty’s performance as psychologist Briony Ariston is nothing short of mesmerizing. The show dives deep into the chilling case of a 13-year-old accused of murder, and Doherty’s portrayal adds layers of complexity and intensity. If you’re into gripping narratives that keep you on the edge of your seat, this series is your next binge.

• Podcaster Jon Lovett and Crooked Media’s Chief of Staff, Ari Schwartz, are officially engaged, and our queer hearts are bursting with joy. The couple shared the news on social media, featuring Lovett’s adorable dog, Pundit, in the announcement. Their love story blossomed at work, proving once again that office romances can lead to happily ever after.

• Comedian Benito Skinner, aka Benny Drama, is taking his talents to Prime Video’s upcoming series “Overcompensating.” Skinner plays Benny, a closeted former football player navigating college life alongside his new friend Carmen. With a stellar cast and Charli XCX as executive music producer, this eight-episode comedy is set to be a chaotic and hilarious exploration of identity and self-discovery.

• Olympic gymnast Jade Carey took to Instagram this week to introduce her girlfriend, Aimee Sinacola, and the internet is eating it up. Carey, who’s been notoriously private about her personal life, dropped the cutest photos of the two, making it officially official. Fellow gymnasts (hi, Simone Biles) and fans flooded the comments with love, proving once again that the queer agenda stays winning.

• Corporate sponsors are acting brand new about LGBTQ+ support, but Frameline, the biggest queer media arts org in the U.S., isn’t slowing down. They just funded seven new film projects, proving that independent queer cinema will always find a way. With fewer big-money sponsors stepping up, the org is leaning on community support to keep the stories coming. So, if you’ve got a spare coin, now’s the time to support queer filmmakers.

• Bad Bunny has us all collectively swooning with his latest Calvin Klein underwear campaign. The Grammy-winning artist stripped down to the brand’s Icon Cotton Stretch briefs, and let’s just say, the internet is parched. Shot in Puerto Rico by Mario Sorrenti, Bad Bunny expressed his excitement about the collaboration, stating, “This has been in the works for some time now, seeing it finally come to life has been gratifying.”

• Antoni Porowski is back at it, blending 90s nostalgia with modern fashion in his latest shoot. The Queer Eye food expert showcased both new and vintage pieces, reflecting on his personal style that emphasizes comfort and a touch of retro flair. He also highlighted the importance of community and finding comfort in shared experiences, especially in challenging times.

• Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) just delivered a dating horror story that should be studied in Queer History 101. Imagine getting asked, “What are you wearing?” thinking, “OMG, he cares,” only for him to cancel the date right after. IJBOL.

• The gays are partying! Remember when straight culture declared that going out was over? That everyone was suddenly a “homebody” and nightlife was dead? Yeah, the queer community didn’t get the memo.

  While mainstream party culture might be slowing down (RIP to your coworker’s $20 espresso martini habit), queer nightlife is still very much alive. From underground raves to sweaty dance floors packed with chosen family, LGBTQ+ spaces are proving, once again, that partying is more than just partying—it’s resistance, community, and a damn good time.

• Inspired by anonymous confessions from his followers (because, of course), Jordan Firstman’s debut album, Secrets, is a mix of absurdity, self-awareness, and just the right amount of existential crisis. Basically, if you’ve ever trauma-bonded with a stranger in the club bathroom, this one’s for you.

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Rachel was doing script notes and we got to make TikTok’s

• Breaking news: The best-smelling sunscreen on the market, aka Vacation™ Classic Lotion, now comes in a jug. Yes, a 128 oz. jug. Because let’s be real—between slathering yourself up daily (yes, DAILY), sharing with your friends at the beach, and reapplying like a responsible hottie, you need bulk levels of this stuff. It still smells like poolside nostalgia and coconut-scented luxury, but now in an aggressively large container that screams, “I fear no UV rays.” Honestly, at this point, they might as well just install taps of this at every Fire Island rental.

• YSE Beauty really said, “Let’s bottle up the one ex you’d actually take back,” and honestly, we’re intrigued. The Deep Down Exfoliating Gel promises to clear out dead skin, unclog pores, and leave you looking like you just got 12 hours of sleep (even if you were up doomscrolling). With gentle acids and enzymes working their magic, this is the kind of ex you actually want to keep around. Unlike the real thing, this one won’t text you at 2 AM with “u up?”—but it will resurface your skin in all the right ways.

Okay, bye.

Between the cancellation of The Sex Lives of College Girls (justice for Leighton!), Pedro Pascal strutting into our hearts, and Bad Bunny’s latest underwear moment, it’s been a week of highs, lows, and highly questionable outfit checks. Whether it’s Minnesota politicians proving that hypocrisy knows no bounds or San Francisco Pride facing a corporate exodus, one thing is clear: queer culture never stops moving. So, slather on that jumbo-sized sunscreen, stay hydrated (Gay Water, anyone?), and we’ll see you next week for another round of headlines, hot takes, and maybe even another giveaway.