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This week is politically chaotic, but don’t worry—we’ve got plenty of thirst traps and iconic moments to balance it out. From Trump treating executive orders like his personal Twitter thread to Alan Cumming dragging him with Spy Kid-level precision, the headlines are a wild ride. Meanwhile, Selena Gomez is fighting for human rights, Lady Gaga is ready to unleash Mayhem, and Jeremy Allen White is about to serve bi-chaos on screen. Oh, and Bad Bunny’s latest bathroom selfie? Workplace distraction of the year.

• We’re living in a world where Trump thinks executive orders are his personal Twitter thread. This healthcare ban isn’t just harmful; it’s an attack on basic human dignity. Trans healthcare is not optional, and using legislation to strip it away is an act of pure cruelty wrapped up in political theater. Someone tell him that empathy isn’t woke—it’s human.

• Selena Gomez spoke from the heart, and the Border Czar basically told her to take a seat. Like, sir, she’s out here advocating for human rights, and you’re flexing about ICE raids? The audacity is off the charts. Maybe if you listened to Lose You to Love Me, you’d learn a thing or two about emotional depth.

• Gaga naming her new album Mayhem feels like a promise of absolute chaos and iconic bops. We’re talking unpredictable anthems, existential crises set to synth beats, and vocals that will leave us shook for weeks. Knowing Gaga, there’s probably a track that’s half spoken word, half scream therapy. We’re ready.

• Imagine sweating over Spider-Man being “too woke” in a world on fire with real issues. Hudson, my guy, superheroes are literally meant to inspire hope and social change. Maybe instead of whining about inclusivity, you should thank your Spidey senses that Hollywood still casts straight dudes in leading roles.

• Antoni’s Calvin Klein moment has us reevaluating our entire gym routine. He’s blending effortless sex appeal with wholesome foodie vibes—one minute he’s teaching us to whip up guacamole, and the next he’s dropping jawlines that could cut glass. It’s giving aspirational and relatable all at once.

• Is it Paloma Diamond’s year? Viral TikToker Julian Sewell has captivated audiences for the last two years with his fictitious, sometimes too-real movie skits. Made for the chronically online, his characters are hilariously inspired. Each year he does an Oscar nomination video and TikTok is ablaze with videos talking about Paloma, critiques of her “fellow nominees”, and supercuts of her performances. Check out the video below for all the 2025 Best Actress nominees 🤣.

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• Alan Cumming dragged Trump with the kind of precision only a seasoned icon could muster. He’s out here asking the real question: “What kind of country are we?”—and honestly, the answer isn’t looking cute right now. When an actor famous for playing a spy in Spy Kids has more integrity than your entire administration, you’ve got a problem.

• A trans Iraq veteran just handed Trump the ultimate reality check. She’s living proof that trans people can serve with honor and strength, yet he’s out here trying to erase their contributions. Imagine going to war for your country only to be told you’re not “qualified” because of outdated bigotry. Make it make sense.

• Idaho Republicans have introduced a resolution to repeal Obergefell v. Hodges, the Supreme Court case federalizing gay marriage. To be clear, this is a nothingburger. Resolutions like this are just symbolic—basically a statement of their beliefs with no legal weight. For Obergefell to actually be overturned, there would have to be: a case that challenges same-sex marriage laws making its way through lower courts —> The Supreme Court agreeing to hear that case —> A majority of justices deciding to overturn Obergefell.

• Willy Chavarria’s Paris Fashion Show put LGBTQ+ rights at the front and center. His A/W 2025 collection, "Tarantula," was presented at the American Cathedral Episcopal Church — a big statement in itself. Collaborating with Tinder and the Human Rights Campaign, he introduced a sweatshirt supporting LGBTQ+ rights, with proceeds benefiting the HRC. The collection featured bold, gender-inclusive designs inspired by Caravaggio's paintings, emphasizing deep blues and blacks with contrasting light.

• SCOTUS is about to make LGBTQ+ school book bans even messier. The Supreme Court is hearing a case about whether parents can opt their kids out of LGBTQ+ books in public schools. Maryland parents are arguing that forcing kids to read about queer identities violates their religious freedom. Meanwhile, queer kids just want to see themselves in a book without someone turning it into a culture war.

• Meanwhile, Dylan Mulvaney and Gus Kenworthy are fighting back against book bans—one gay page at a time. The two icons just launched LGBTQ+ book clubs to help distribute banned books to queer organizations. They’re aiming to donate 10,000 books by the end of the year, because apparently reading is now an act of resistance. Honestly, this is the kind of book club energy we need.

• This man is serving truth bombs on a silver platter, calling out the intersection of transphobia and ableism that too many people overlook. His story is a reminder that being queer and disabled often means navigating double the discrimination, and honestly, it’s exhausting. Yet here he is, thriving and shutting down ignorance with every word.

• Jeremy Allen White is about to bless our screens with a role that’s got everyone gagging. Based on a script by the Call Me by Your Name author, this bi-for-pay journey feels like it’s already Oscar bait. And let’s be real—if anyone can pull off messy bisexual chaos, it’s Jeremy in a half-buttoned shirt.

• Imagine being in love and adorable, all while serving primetime weather updates. Can’t relate, but these two are a reminder that queer love stories come in all forms—sometimes it’s a whirlwind, and other times it’s a well-planned drizzle of privacy. Either way, we stan.

• Whoever organized this queer mass wedding deserves an award. Free vendors, supportive vibes, and dozens of happy couples? It’s like the Pride Parade decided to throw a wedding reception, and everyone’s invited. Pass the champagne, because this is pure joy.

• Representation matters, and James stepping onto the Super Bowl field is a touchdown for queer visibility in sports. He’s not just waving pom-poms—he’s waving a giant flag for every LGBTQ+ kid who dreams big. Let’s hope the camera gives him his well-deserved moment in the spotlight.

• Colorado said, “Who needs political ads when you’ve got thirst traps?” This candidate just became the “Trade of the 2026 Election,” and honestly, we’re not mad about it. Forget lawn signs—he’s out here winning votes with a jawline sharper than his policies.

• Someone call HR because this Bad Bunny bathroom selfie is a workplace distraction of the highest order. How does he manage to look effortlessly sexy while we can barely survive a Zoom call? King behavior.

Okay, bye.

That’s the tea, the chaos, and the cultural reset for the week. From political absurdity to pop culture mayhem, we’re just out here trying to stay hydrated—emotionally, politically, and maybe with a Gay Water in hand. Stay loud, stay unbothered, and if all else fails, just stare at that Bad Bunny selfie until Monday doesn’t feel so rude. See you next week! ✨