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DHS is Watching the Gays, Jane Fonda is Mother, and Siri is Basically a Liberal

From Eurovision chaos to Gaga’s ballroom-inspired album, this week’s pop culture moments are serving drama, nepo baby debates, and LGBTQ+ wins.

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This week, Australia is taking Eurovision way too literally, Ariana and Cynthia are about to make the Oscars their personal Tony Awards, and Patrick Schwarzenegger is still trying to convince us he earned his White Lotus role. Meanwhile, Lady Gaga said ballroom culture is the blueprint for LG7, Rebecca Black is officially in her queer pop icon era, and Zaya Wade is making the rest of us feel unproductive (again). Oh, and DHS is busy spying on LGBTQ+ folks instead of, I don’t know, actual threats. Classic.

  • Kristi Noem and DHS scrapping protections against spying on LGBTQ+ folks is so dystopian. Like, do they not have actual threats to focus on? The obsession with controlling queer lives is weird—maybe get a hobby that isn’t discrimination. The fact that this was even being considered is a peak into our transition into end times. 

  • Jack Haven calling out the U.S. for rolling back trans-inclusive passport policies? That’s the energy we need. The fact that trans people have to race against the government to have their identities recognized is beyond embarrassing. Fix it, immediately.

  • Iowa Decides Trans People Don’t Deserve Rights (Shocker 🙄) Iowa lawmakers have apparently traveled back to the Stone Age, voting to remove gender identity protections from the state’s civil rights code. Because, clearly, the biggest threat to society isn’t gun violence or healthcare costs—it’s trans people existing. The backlash has been fierce, but Iowa remains committed to leading the race to the bottom.

  • Book Bans Target LGBTQ+ and Black Stories—AgainIn today’s episode of Censorship Gone Wild, a new study confirms what we already knew: the books getting banned the most are the ones with LGBTQ+ and Black characters. So no, Karen, this isn’t about “protecting the children.” It’s about erasing stories that make certain folks uncomfortable.

  • Apple’s iPhone dictation allegedly swapping “racist” with “Trump” is the kind of tech malfunction that feels like divine intervention. The accuracy is almost too good. Maybe Siri just got tired of the gaslighting?

  • Charli XCX winning Songwriter of the Year at the BRITs is so deserved. Brat is already shaping the sound of 2025, and now the industry is finally giving her, her flowers. The hyperpop girlies stay winning!

  • Amy Schneider didn’t just win Jeopardy!—she became the moment. Even after a loss, she’s cemented as one of the greatest to ever do it. A trans queen dominating a nerdy trivia show? We love to see it.

  • Gaga teasing the Telephone sequel in 2025?? Mother really said, “I like to keep the girls waiting.” Beyoncé, sis, answer the call—we need this cultural reset ASAP! I can’t get my hopes up again, though.

  • Imagine fleeing a crisis only to get saved by a drag brunch at sea. That’s basically what happened when an LGBTQ+ cruise ship spotted a sinking refugee boat and sprang into action. They gave food, clothing, and medical attention—reminding us all that the gays get it done.

  • England’s ‘straightest’ town suddenly becomes gayer! A new LGBTQ+ support group is thriving in Rochford—aka, England’s “straightest” town. Turns out, even in places where Grindr is just tumbleweeds and crickets, the gays will find each other. The group started small, but now it’s got nearly 100 members proving that no town is too straight to be fabulous.

Okay, bye.

Pop culture keeps moving at breakneck speed, and somehow, it just keeps getting gayer. From Gaga channeling ballroom energy to Zaya Wade proving Gen Z is the blueprint, this week was a whirlwind of wins, eyebrow raises, and pure camp. Whether it’s Rebecca Black’s ultimate rebrand, Eurovision’s latest fever dream, or the DHS being dystopian (again), one thing’s for sure—we’ll be here to unpack it all next week. Stay loud, stay proud, and see you then!